R.I.P.

Gordon Parks

Super bowl F.U.

If I hear one more person tell me how great Detroit is now and how I should go down there and see what they've done with the place. I will kill Jerome Beddis by crushing him under every frigging article about how he came home for SUPER BOWL.
Detroit still sucks and it's still corrupt. It doesn't matter how many fresh coats of paint you put on a homeless person it wont make him disappear, besides he shouldn't have to.
Neither of the teams slept in Detroit before or after the game, just like everyone else they went running for the suburbs as soon as their business was done there. So don't tell me how great Detroit is PROVE IT! Stop sweeping shit under the rug and make some changes. A new restaurant is still a new restaurant IN THE GHETTO. Fix it first and polish it later.
Its like putting a new sweater over a broken arm sure it looks nice but it's not healing.

Jihad enough yet?

So Mohammad has a bomb for a hat and that pisses you off? At least the basis of your religion isn't being depicted as a total lame ass. Give me a Deity that blows shit up any day. this is LAME!

Gay

Gayer

Gayest

I wish Jahad a peanut

Muslims are pissed because there were cartoons of the prophet Mohamed. This is aparently a big no no in the muslim culture. Well here is some more cartoons to infuriate those reactionary bastards, from CRACKED magazine by Matt Tobey and Josh Abraham

# 2 to the Simpsons # 1

Rent this from Net flicks or buy this from Amazon you will not regret it. Nor will you realise that anything this good was on the W.B. network!

Don't even send me an Email buffyfan01@aol.com you asshole!

Answer some questions already...

Lost is probably my favorite prime time show right now but I've finally gotten to the point where I 'm starting not to care. They need to quit bringing up new questions when there are so many old unanswered questions AND Stop showing the same shit over and over again.


I know this is a departure from the usual blog but I'm bored with my TV. I've seen every episode of the Simpson's and the new season of RESCUE ME isn't out yet so this stupid show is all I've got.

Stop me if you've heard this one.

8 asian transvestites and a dog walk into a bar...

"Oh Mister Davis?"

If there were to be a columbine type shooting in the school that I work at I would be in the top 5 to go. Because kids are rude and I won't fucking let them get away with it. This kid got locked out of class because he was late, so he banged on the door like he was the cops while I was in the middle of giving instructions, so I just kept going on... he banged even louder " I shouted, I can hear you I'm just ignoring you." If he'd had a gun he'd have shot me with it. With my dying breath I would have said these 3 words "Your an asshole."

"We can be friends" and other lies

I have never maintained a relationship of any sort after a break up. Polite is about all I can manage. When a relationship is over it is as though that person has died. I'll miss em' but it's time to move on. Whenever I see them it's every bit as frightening as seeing a ghost. You can at least call Bill Murray and force her into a box using electric licorice whips. (A Ghostbuster reference.)

Once the decision has been made to part ways, that's all she wrote and it's almost always mutual. There is nothing left to say. When you quit your job in high school you didn't go back and try to ring people up at Target.

Relationships (if done properly) should be filled with passion & intensity and the break up should be just as passionate and intense as the relationship. Lets part friends BULLSHIT! Somebody's been hurt, and that makes it ugly! You can't be friends with someone you've loved and then broken up with. You can't turn it on and off like a light, from"I love you." to "Were cool." doesn't work. If you've done that one of two things is at work here

1. You didn't care that much in the first place.

2. YOU ARE LYING TO YOURSELF.

Here is a similar thought by someone more articulate and more rational than myself.

Don't worry I hate your Job too.

It's the moments when my job goes really well that makes me realise how much I truly hate it. When everything goes as it should. Everyone is polite, I've got a smile on my face and a sense of accomplishment in my heart. That when it hits me...DAMN IT! Why can't everyday be like this ? Why can't I be in love with my job everyday, instead of looking forward to driving home and drinking a High Life (yeah, at the same time don't judge me, you prick!) Where is that feeling when you think "Maybe if I drink the toner from the copier I'll at least get to leave early even if it is in an ambulance."

I'd be happy with loving my job once a week. Twice a week would be awesome. I'm not some greedy A-hole, I'm reasonable, I'd settle for once a month, but it's been maybe once a year TOPS.

Don't get me wrong I've had worse jobs than this, at least I'm inside and no one is actively out to screw me over, and I haven't felt the urge to jerk the wheel into oncoming traffic yet this year... but it's early yet.