The funniest new show not on TV

When I was in LA I met a guy named Jack Rida a very cool guy who let me tag along with him. He's got a show on Channel 102.com It's called Jesus Christ Supercop. Check it out it's Hilarious!!!

6 things I hate...About myself

1. My feet They hurt constantly not like "Ow they're sore." more like " Damn it did I brake all my toes in my sleep?"

2. My bad memory I can not remember anything I'm not sure how many unnecessary miles have been tread from one room to another trying to figure out, what I'm looking for, if I'm looking for something at all, and why the hell am I in this room in the first place? I write notes and forget where I put them. I once owed a guy ten bucks and he got me to repay him that same 10 bucks (no shit) 5 times.

3. My weight Over the past winter I have become a big fat bastard AGAIN. Partly due to the fact that I wasn't able to run inside because I don't belong to a gym, and It was too damn cold outside I also just got Damn lazy. See also # 1.

4. My car It's great don't get me wrong, I just can't afford it. Basically I had a great job when I bought it and didn't listen to anyone's advice about buying a used car for less money and the thing has hung around my neck like an albatross ever since.

5. My Parents I wasn't born rich and I'll never forgive them.

6. My bad memo...DAMN IT

Local Self Storage Facility A Museum of personal Failure

I'm sure that one day my parents can open one of their own in their basement. But maybe one day Garden City will be like Fairmont Indiana and they'll close down the municipal airport to honor me! Just like James Dean...One day.

Here is the onion article . "Local Self Storage Facility A Museum of personal Failure"

Who are you calling a Geek? Oh...Me

I've been catching a lot of flack lately about being a dork, I like Comics I'm into improv (big boy pretend) and I watch the Discovery channel, a lot. Blow me! I'd like to think of myself as that lovable glasses wearing cool, geek chic guy, who lurks in vintage record stores and reads books, and enjoys music that's outside the mainstream, and who's idols are people you've never heard of. Unfortunately I don't think I'm him. I never learned to play the guitar, that guy would know how to play the guitar. Also I think a lot of the independent local scene kind of sucks and my idols are all famous for something.
I've never been able to get the people who try so hard to be different for it's own sake they are just as bad as the people who are desperately trying to fit in. You're either different or your not. Like being Spanish.

Are you a geek? Well how big of one are you? I'm in the 21.1 percentile according to this test

Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh!

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Did I mention that I'm at Joey's Comedy club A LOT!