As I get older

I'm in a house party filled with drunks and I'm sober. Getting completely blotto and chasing skirts some how looses it's appeal the older I get. In my line of work getting strangers to like you is par for the course. However it somehow loses it's novelty with my advancing age. I used to be mom and take care of the drunks hold hair and such but now the feeling is... grow up. Not that I haven't been in that position as recently as last month, vomiting in a friends toilet,and making an ass out of myself, but even then as I was hurling the contents of my stomach and scorching my throat I thought "What an Asshole."